Brought to you by Miss Tré Taylor and some her very sick beloved pups.

A 

alphabet soup spelling bee - from the mind of Gregor 2004

abdominable voorheaves

add alcohol hwoark - worse than hork ... think "cat tossing a hairball - from The Brewmiester Rory 2004

air the diced carrots

alan's Psychedelic Breakfast

animate throat-missles

anti-poop

arf 

 

B 

backwards bungee

bad caugh

barf

bark at ants

barking turkey

belch chasers

big spit

bit spit

blanch

blevis

blow

blow beets

blow bile

blow breakfast

blow chow

blow chowder

blow chunks

blow cookies

blow din-din

blow doughnuts

blow foam

blow groceries

blow lunch

blow your eats

blue chip special

bhluuuugh

boke

boot

boot camp

bow down before the porcelain god

bowel backup

brack

bring it up for a vote

brown-nose it

buick

burping bits

buy my buick

 

C 

curtain call- from the mind of Gregor 2004

Chuckie Cheese Surprise

cack

call buicks

call dinosaurs

call for huey

call the elephants

call to the seals

call uncle ralph

call ralph on the big white telephone

calling jacob

carl earl

catch it on the rebound

chandu

Cheektowaga scream

chuck a pizza

chuckle

chum

chunder

chunderspew

chunderspew

clean house

clearing your throat the easy way

churn

commode hugging

cookin' for the cafeteria

copiously cough one's cookies

coughing chunks

curl and hurl

 

D 

doing the Funky Pavarotti - from the mind of Gregor 2004

decorate pavement

deliver street pizza

disgorge

divulge dinner

don ho heave

drain the main

dribble phlem

drive the porcelain bus

drop chowder

dry boke

dump core 

dinner theater- from the mind of Gregor 2004  (My personal favorite!)

 

E 

entree encore- from the mind of Gregor 2004

entree view- from the mind of Gregor 2004

earl

eating backwards

effusing the night's excess

 

F 

firing retro rockets - from the mind of Gregor 2000

facial diarrhea

fecal burp

feed the birds

feed the fish, ducks

feed the houseplants

feed your young

fertilize the sidewalk

fill up the Tory swimming pool

fling floor pie

food escape!

food flight

fubar 

fratboy mating song - from the mind of Gregor 2004

 

G 

giving yourself last rites - from the mind of Gregor 2004

going dessert-first - from the mind of Gregor 2004

gack

gag

get a refund on your lunch

give an oral sacrifice at the altar of the porcelain god

go to europe with ralph and earl in a buick

growling splash monkey

 

H 

hack it out

hack'n bile

hack some stew

have a school lunch rerun

ham hawking

hawk

heave

heccccchluuug

hiccup from hell

hock up a furball

honk

hooverin'

horfing it up

hork

huey

hug the porcelain wishing well

hurl

hurling projectile material with or without chunks

 

I 

induce antiperistalsis

inverse gut

involuntary personal protein spill

 

J 

jump shot

 

K 

kissing the can

kotsen/kotzen

kneel before the porcelain throne

 

L 

lurp - from The Brewmiester Rory 2004

lap lung butter

lateral cookie toss

laugh at the carpet

laugh at the lawn

laugh at your shoes

launch lunch

leave lunch

liquid laugh

liquid scream

liquidate your assets

look for o'rourke

lose flourescent christmas cheer

lose some chopped carrots

lose weight

lose your lunch

lunch

lurch

 

M 

make a (technicolor) tribute to disney

make an offering to the porcelain god

make chowder

make a crustless pizza

make food offerings to the china gods

make pavement asterisks

make the oatmeal hit the wall

meet my friends ralph and earl

mug the hurpey

multi-colored yawn

 

N 

negative chug

 

O 

outsourcing - from the mind of Gregor 2004

offer a sacrifice to ralph, the porcelain god

order buicks over the big white phone

organ recital

organic output

out of stomach experience

 

P 

poppin' fresh - from the mind of Gregor 2004

parbreake

pavement pizza

paint one's trousers

paint the back seat

pop up a wet one - from the mind of Gregor 2004

park a tiger

park a buick

plant beets

play the whale

pop a gastric zit

porcelain projectiles

pour one's overindulgence

povracati

power barf

paying back a loan - from the mind of Gregor 2004

power boot

pray at the porcelain altar

pray to the porcelain goddess

pray to the porcelain gods

praying to the porcelain princess

preach it to the congregation

prepare dinner for a racist

projectile style

protein spill

psychedelic spit

puke

 

Q 

quake one's gizzard

quease

 

R 

roadside casserole - from the mind of Gregor 2004

refilling the mug - from the mind of Gregor 2004

rolling out the shag rug

rainbow fountain

rainbow kiss

regurgitate

ralph

read the toilet

recycle your lunch

regurgitate

retch

return the tripe

reverse diarrhea

reverse drink

reverse gears

reverse gut

reverse peristalsis

ride the regurgitron

round trip meal ticket

 

S 

sidewalk opera - from the mind of Gregor 2004

screaming at the ants

scream cookies

sell a buick

shaq-fu

shout at your shoes

shout europe at the sink

shouting to Huey and Ralph

shunder

stomach spawning - from the mind of Gregor 2004

shpew

sing lunch

sing psychedelic praises to the depths of the china bowl

sing to the sink

slam barf

snarf (aka: vomit via nasal passages)

sneeze cheeze

sneeze chunks

soul coughing

spew

spew chunks

spew snacks

spew spuds

spew the wild oats

spill the groceries

spill your life story

spit cheese

splash your hash

split pea spew

stomach overflow error

sprout

sushi platter - from the mind of Gregor 2004

 

T 

think "baby", think "shoulder" - from The Brewmiester Rory 2004

taking a bow - from the mind of Gregor 2004

talk to God on the big white telephone

think "high feast" ... add alcohol

talk to Huey down the big white telephone.

talk to john on the porcelain telephone

talk to Ralph on the big white telephone

talk to rrraaalllfffff on the camode-a-phone

talk to the carpet

talk to your shoes

taste dinner

tastes even better the second time

taste lunch twice

Technicolor yawn

Technicolor yodel

the big spit

the Brooklyn mating call

the jersey yodel

throw dinner

throw up

throw your voice

thunder-chunder rainbow parfait

toilet bowl love

toss your cookies

toss your tacos

turn your guts inside out

tuna salad swimming upstream

 

U 

unswallow - from The Brewmiester Rory 2004

uebergeben

uke

ulrik

un-eat

upchuck

 

V 

vector-spew

visible burp

vomit

 

W 

waxing the sidewalk - from the mind of Gregor 2004

warhol wail

waste good beer

whistling beef

wolf

Who Wants to Merrily Bile Yon Air?  (ow! sorry!) - from the mind of Gregor 2004

woof

worf

worship at the porcelain altar

worship the porcelain god

worhip ralph at the great procelain throne

wretch

wyatt erp

 

Y 

yak

yark

yatch

yawn for the hearing impaired

yeech

yell at the ground

yell for hughie

yodel

york

yorkel

yorp

yuke

 

Z 

zook

 

 

 

Yo, Spoon, Newt, *Gregor, any of the Knarly Naves or Tomcat, do you have any you want to add to this list? 

 

Anyone else out there?  

volmitextras@reallyweirdstuff.com

  * Special thank you to Rory & Gregor's nauseatingly fine contributions. xxoo

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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