1. Badger the witness

  2. Bash the bishop

  3. Baste the turkey

  4. Beat up shorty

  5. Beef-strokin'-off

  6. Burp the worm

  7. Choke the chicken

  8. Clean your Rifle

  9. Clear the snorkel

  10. Date Pamela Handerson

  11. Drain the dragon

  12. Drill for oil

  13. Exorcise your demons

  14. Fiddle the ferret

  15. Fight with Tarzan

  16. Five knuckle shuffle

  17. Flog the dolphin

  18. Greeting Madam Palm and her 5 lovely daughters

  19. Groom the Wookie

  20. Jackin' the beanstalk

  21. Jerkin' the gherkin

  22. Manual Override

  23. Milk the one-uddered cow

  24. Onan's Olympics

  25. Our Gang Spanky Marathon

  26. Playing a Flute Solo

  27. Play some Pocket Billiards

  28. Pocket pool

  29. Polish the pewter

  30. Pulling your Taffy

  31. Rattle the one-eyed snake

  32. Say hello to Mr. Happy

  33. Shake hands with the one eyed milk man

  34. Shaking Hands with Mr. Goodwrench

  35. Slobbin' the Milosevich

  36. Squeeze a few rounds off on the pump action shotgun

  37. Squeeze the Charmin

  38. Stroke the salami

  39. Take matters in hand

  40. Taming the shrew

  41. Tease the weasel

  42. Tickle the pickle

  43. Twang your Magic Twanger

  44. Varnishing the Fencepost

  45. Visit the petting zoo

  46. Wax the Winnebago

  47. White water wristing

  48. Windsurf on Mt. Baldy

  49. Wrestle with the one-eyed monster

 

 

 

 

 

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